If Valentine’s did not work and you live in New York and are married with reconcilable differences, then you are a tad er screwed because if you are married, then your marriage can only be dissolved if you both agree. Let me know how that works.
If you ever wanted to cmmit suicide then New York is the place to do it because jumping off a building is illegal. This is punishable by death. Just hope they punish you asap rather than after the recovery period of the fall. But at least you can rest assured, that if you fail, they probably won’t! Definate success?
Did you know that in New York, it is illegal to urinate on a bird of any kind. Can you just imagine Americans trying to aim and fire (and hit) a bird!!
You can!! Oh!!
No wonder they passed that law!