If Valentine’s did not work and you live in New York and are married with reconcilable differences, then you are a tad er screwed because if you are married, then your marriage can only be dissolved if you both agree. Let me know how that works.
If you ever wanted to cmmit suicide then New York is the place to do it because jumping off a building is illegal. This is punishable by death. Just hope they punish you asap rather than after the recovery period of the fall. But at least you can rest assured, that if you fail, they probably won’t! Definate success?
I am glad I don’t live in Indonesia. If you masturbate, the penalty is decapitation. Not sure which head in the case of the man… but neither will really do!
In case you actually get frisky in an ambulance (strange I know…. but it must have happened as a law has been passed in Utah), bear in mind that it may be illegal like it is in Utah! Besides your charges, if you are a woman, you will also be named and shamed in the papers. The man gets away with the naming and shaming. How’s that for equality.
Don’t forget your sword if you are going to Trinity College in Ireland. It is illegal to walk through without a sword! Hmmm. Talk about knife crime.
Liverpool has been recently known as the Capital of Culture. How is this for culture…
Well as you know in most places going topless is illegal. Except that to every rule there are exceptions! In Liverpool, you can go topless if you work in a tropical fish store or in a bank serving foreign currency!
Fun law for a change!!
As I pointed out in a previous post, Israel like to keep their Sabbath Holy. Therefore another law states that it is illegal for a chicken to lay eggs on a Friday or Saturday. What strikes my curiosity is what do people do to stop them laying? Butt Plugs??
You know lots of people have funny rules in their house relating to the bathrooms … like don’t forget to close the toilet seat when done, remember to flush when done, close the lid on the toothpaste.
However if you are in someone’s apartment in Switzerland and it is past 10pm, it is actually illegal to flush. Honestly, it is not your host!!
If you want to conceal a weapon remember to ensure that it is small than 6 feet, as it is illegal to conceal a weapon bigger than that in Kentucky!
I am 5″4… I wonder how I can conceal a weapon sized 5″11? Any ideas?
If you are unfortunate enough to need dentures, are female and live in Vermont, then you unfortunately need a written letter of consent from your husband to actually wear them!
I wonder if the men sign them bearing in mind certain practises are safer without teeth!!